ZombieBait

Any of you who have ever been to our sister site Thesh17.com might have heard the podcast that Andy and I made about a year ago, although none of you probably have. We are thinking about starting it up again for the sake of the site.

It will include any tips, tricks, and ideas that we get from the forums, emails, posts or the likes, along with Andy and I’s tough on the upcoming up rise, but for now swing on over to sh17 here and give it a listen. It sketchy and kinda dumb and theirs more in it than just zombies but its a start! Post any comments you have that way we’ve got something to work with!

Until next time.

Gerg Jew

Now, everyone knows that zombies are the living dead. Somehow whether if be toxins, magic, drugs or a shovel, they manages to rise from there graves or there “resting place” to attempt to devour that pink thing inside your head.

1. The best thing to know if ever you encounter one who is of the living dead nature is how to defend yourself, and as you all should know, AIM FOR THE HEAD! Be your weapon of choice a gun, a shovel, a dart gun or a cricket bat, aim for the head and you shall be free…if you hit hard enough.

2. Zombies are very…very…very stupid, if you find yourself surrounded by them, relax. Act as stupid, slow, dim witted, and smelly as they do, and you should be able to survive for at least a few more minutes before they devour your succulent brains.

3. And finally, if ever you find yourself unarmed with nothing in sight your best bet is to find a pub with a jukebox with Killer Queen on it and spend the rest of your dwindling hours enjoying the fine beats of everyone’s favorite 80’s band. If your lucking the zombies may just decide to join you in your glorious song and dace and you could be saved!

I hope that these few tips have inlightend you on how to take care of yourself in a zombie take over. As time goes on we will fine tune our skills and defences against the upcoming zombie uprise. For now, be armed, be ready, and dont become bait for your friends! Untill next time!

Gerg Jew

So many questions. So many answers.

What is ZombieBait?

First. Let’s not get ZombieBait confused with Zombie Bait. Zombie Bait(two words/noun) may refer to the majority of humans who serve as the fodder to the Zombies in most of your escape plans. ZombieBait(one word/noun) is this website here.

ZombieBait’s foremost goal is to keep you informed. We hope to prepare you for the coming Zombie Outbreak (read end of world, apocalypse, holyshitwereallgonnadie, etc.)

Who is/are ZombieBait?

The core ZombieBait team is made up of three individuals all from central [farmland] Kansas.

Andy aka Kanchi_r0b0t - Basically a badass [robot] . With any luck he’ll be responsible for the majority of design-related ideas. Also one of the founding members of The Sh17.

Trenton aka Deathmaker - Lead writer. Aspiring film artist. Unhealthy obsession with anything Zombie. Expect lots of great content from him.

JT aka JohnTash - Designer, Coder, Writer. Founding member of The Sh17. [less]unhealthy obsession with anything Zombie.

Does ZombieBait need more help?

Why yes, yes we do! While we don’t necessarily require help; We definitely would appreciate any we get.

Registration is open. Sign up and you’ll be able to start writing right away! If you’re good with graphics, then shoot us an email [admin [at] zombiebait.org] with some ideas, concepts, designs, or any sort of proposal.

We’re looking for as many fulltime or parttime writers and artists as we can get. Hell, if you aren’t that good at writing but have a good idea you want to get published:  Register, write as much as you can, save it with some notes and contact one of us. We’ll either rewrite it or simply edit it if it isn’t too bad(you’ll get the credit either way.)

Excited yet? No? Just wait until we start getting some quality posts up. We have a private wiki set up filled with ideas and half-written content already so there should be no lack of updates once we get started.

Deathmaker:

We will be needing people of all professions!  If you are an expert in your field or just know what your talking about……contact us.  We need Construction to give tips on how to build the best defensive area possible.   Combat trained? give suggestions on hand to hand, or long range, and silent kills!  Even as far as how to grow things in harsh climates……we need all we can get!

There will be a mass need for support here, so I’m assuming we will start some sort of a forum. We creators will assuredly be on a good portion of the time as well to answer questions, or get with you for ideas.

Over time I(Deathmaker) am going to start making training videos, and walkthroughs, so as I learn more you will as well!

Remember you will want to arm yourself with knowledge, but furthermore with a handgun!

When will ZombieBait launch(go live)?

Technically ZombieBait.org is live right now.  We haven’t started advertising or even announcing our existence just yet.  We’re waiting for a few server issues to be settled as well a new design.

Once we have our design up, we’ll start off with a few introductory posts.   Until then we’ll keep this post updated with any new information you guys request.

If you have any questions or comments, send an email to zbait [at] zombiebait.org or leave a comment here!

Stay tuned for updates.   ZombieBait will be launching and going live very soon!  Possibly even in your lifetime.

If you’d like to help out(even though you have no idea what this is yet) please send an email to admin [at] zombiebait.org

Edit:  We’ve been getting way too many hits for not actually being launched yet.  The email didn’t get setup until this morning so please resend any you might have sent.  Thanks

Also: This is not our final design(at all). Just a temporary placeholder

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